What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”